EXTRA! EXTRA! The Hole Coupon Book is Here

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It currently smells like a paper factory in the office. No, we haven’t been watching the special DVD edition of The Office in smell-o-vision again, but our FedEx guy just dropped off 14,000 copies of the Fall edition of The Hole Coupon Book! We think our office is still here somewhere under all these boxes. When you put a metric ton of Jackson Hole savings smack dab in the middle of the office it sure does make it difficult to get to the bathroom without taking a running head start. The scoring has been tight, but so far both Heather’s have been awarded 9.8s for sticking their landings. We are currently working hard to get the rest of the office gymnastics competition up and streaming on the World Wide Web for your viewing pleasure. Go Gliffen!

When you deliver 14,000 of anything it apparently comes on palettes. We’re used to working with pixels, which are pretty, pretty, pretty tiny, so it suffices to say that this is our first office palette. We’re already brainstorming on how to upcycle it. Think of all the possibilities, it could be our brand new employee lounge, a mini skate ramp, or maybe we’ll just start a fire with it to deal with this cold front. Yup, summer is officially over. We’ll figure it out by the end of the workday and put out a press release in all the major local papers because enquiring minds want to know, right?

I’m not a financial analyst, but there must be at least a small nation’s gross domestic product currently sitting on our floor when you add up all the mountains of savings. Don’t worry, we are not hoarding them, but just keeping all those cool coupons safe until we can send them out into the world AKA your P.O. Box and help you save big when you shop locally in Jackson. Christmas is coming early. Enjoy!