15,000 is pretty much a ton of anything, unless you are talking about rice, that’s just a cup and a half. But when you are talking about 15,000 brand spanking new copies of the Spring 2015 edition of The Hole Coupon Book being dropped off by helicopter to our flagship office in Jackson Hole, well that’s a whole nother ball of wax. That’s like a lot. Like a lot a lot a lot. It’s a pretty big deal, like a dump truck of savings and we can’t wait to spread all the deep discounts and joy to the good people of Jackson. But first we have to unbox them and sort them and, well you probably don’t care about the details you just want your savings!
It’s like your local Jackson tax return has cometh early. We want to give a big shout out and thank you to the U.S. Postal Service for carrying these across the goaline and into your mailboxes, cause I know we’ve been working out and doing CrossFit, eating Paleo, and hiking the pass, but these babies aren’t light when you’re dealing with such mind blowing quantities. We wouldn’t blame you if you want to call in sick, turn off your Facebook notifications, drop the kids off at the in-laws, basically do what you need to do, so you can camp out at your P.O. Box and await this tome of awesome savings. You’re welcome Jackson. You deserve it, you really do. Go ahead pat yourself on your wallet. Now go forth, save, and be merry!